kristenwiiggle:

talk dirty to me

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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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shaworu:

What she really means

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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ppolishprincess:

i just realised i never posted this picture on tumblr but heck the height issue between me nd my boyf whilst takin mirror selfies is solved!!!!
acti0n-cat:

this >
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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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