it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
(Source: counterpunks, via phobias)
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
(Source: basedyeeezus, via justathugthatcanbendbullets)